I need to reblog this again because this cat’s face
you can see it counting down from ten in its head
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"She was a compulsive pessimist, always looking for the soft brown spot in the fruit, pressing so hard she created it."
- Amy Waldman, The Submission. (via ajeebinsaan)
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Tips for online dating
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"Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again and then the phone rings and you hope its them, its the most twisted logic of all time."
- John Mayer (via quotethat)